Nagoshi Now Subject Of A Crappy Meme, You Guys

Geez, I wish you investigative reporters out there would tell me this stuff ahead of time!  So on Feb. 13, 2012, a bizarre post ends up on NeoGAF titled Just got a bizarre email from Nagoshi! Instigated from some guy named quinntendopower. This is his avatar.  It is "viral marketing" for Binary Domain (so everyone says).  And this is how the thread goes down (just his posts):

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Not sure what to think of this. I got an email from Nagoshi... I think he is asking me to buy the 2012 GOTY Binary Domain, but it has the bru skies and hornet so I think he might want me to re-buy his entire collection.

"Hi You Guys,

Binary Domain you guys

I require you to buy Binary Domain You Guys be purchase. not up for Nagoshiation

Sincerely,

Nagoshi Nagoshster

PS: F-Zero GX all missions clear - very hard accomplish"

I already have Binary reserved, but after this I might double dip on both versions.

I now include my F-zero mastery card.

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I assume it's him detecting my memory card from F-zero GX.

I'm pretty sure if you get all missions clear on Very Hard, and beat all cups on the hardest class you are automatically entered into his database.

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I do strain gaging, and build custom transducers. I do a lot of work for professional motorsports (nascar, indycar, AM2 daytona championships)

I'll let you guys know if he sends another email. I love Nagoshi, even after all of his transformations.

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Nagoshi!

the enemies are sooooo much fun to destroy. very impressed with the A/I

FUCKING NAGOSHI i love you buddy. he gets me every time. this is just god like stuff right here, and i can't even understand anything.

if this is a taste of what the next yakuza game, fine by me. BRU BRU SKYYYYYY, BRU BRU MOTHERFUCKIN SKAAAAAAAAASSS I SEEEEE

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It was VERY HARD difficulty, pay attention.

I found Rex on the beach, and taught him a few tricks. Haruka was pleased.

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Bah, horrible fake! Someone didn't beat very hard yet... Good luck, you'll need it!

Getting on the Nagoshi database isn't supposed to be easy.

and yes, Rex was a Shiba Joe! Shiba Inu's are great pups.

If people really think my post is a viral campaign, LOL. This is serious Email business.

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I don't think people realize just how cool Nagoshi is.

I'm pretty sure Yuteralds gif is a requirement for the "minigame master" trophy in Yakuza 3.

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NAGOSHI IS PLEASED WITH YOUR SACRIFICE

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How the hell am I supposed to make my awesome Ultimate Ghosts and Goblins Ultimate mode playthrough/review/megathread now?

And to think, Binary was supposed to be out TODAY!

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that only puts you into nagoshi's database

only real gamers can get the bru bru bry skies

you must prove real gamer to nagoshi after selected into database

beat all nagoshi games on hardest difficulty and in certain time span, real gamers will know nagoshis desires

each completed game will give you a piece of a special important very code

binary domain was project nagoshi was planning all his life for only real gamers and sea crabs

input prize into binary domain

NAGOSHI WILL REWARD

ALL PARTNERS ARE HORNET IN BRU SKIES

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He just sent something else:

"Hi You Guys Quinntendopower Guys,

I want thanks for accomplish all platinum trophies in yakuza 3 and 4! You have now been moved into Level 1 Defcon Database. You are now in Nagoshi Nation. Thanks for your dedicated Youtube channel for Yakuza 3 and Four.

Many excitements for you guys!

I require you to buy Binary Domain You Guys be purchase. not up for Nagoshiation."

that was the email, he's so awesome.

Included was my database card for the F-zero Very Hard!

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Robots, and PERSONALITY!

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I honestly also think "not up for Nagoshiation" is the best video game related pun we can ever have as a collective group.

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has duckroll beaten ultimate ghosts and goblins on ultimate mode and gotten all the rings??? i donnnnn't think so

10 days. 10 days until Nagoshi Nation you guys.

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I wonder what Nagoshi is doing RIGHT NOW.

he's either eating toast or tanning prolly.

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I have a few threads already in the works, if i ever get my license back.

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I helped in the technical production of F355 challenge, and Suzuki introduced us when he showed up to try it.

I do strain gaging for a lot of motorsports, and I did some telemetry work for their physics system.

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3 Days Remain...

ERROR DETECTED IN NAGOSHI DATABASE...UNABLE TO SUPPLY FUNNIES...

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR REDIRECTING FLOW OF FUNNIES ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ONE WAY TRAIN TO NAGOSHI NATION [ALL ABOARD] ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

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REALLY ME THIS TIME: Rest of the thread has a few more pics and is crap that dissipates into air but I'll leave you with this:

A typical NeoGAF thread.  We're being trolled, you guys.  If Nagoshi sends out e-mails PLEASE SEND ME MESSAGES!!!!  But if Nagoshi created this thread himself, I'm kicking his ass.  Precious time working on Daytona 3 WASTED.