Feb '09, Midway declared bankrupcy (which explains why Midway games like Smash TV, Paperboy, and Root Beer Tapper were taken on XBLA). Apparently, today, all the studios are gone forever or are sold to someone else, as you can tell by the Midway logo in the trash can. I'm going to say a few words--I'm not going to kick the company while its down but I'm not going to give an eulogy either.
BUT FIRST, let me just say that I'm going into the Cruis'n series quite a bit here. Before you all call me a fanboy, a whiner, a stupid idiot who doesn't know anything, let me just say that I have played A TON of Cruis'n World and Cruis'n USA in arcades and on the N64. I sat there with my little N64 racing wheel and got 9,999 points on Cruis'n World, unlocked the Speed Demon as well as all the other cars (except for the Tommy which I think is impossible). I also set a world record on Cruis'n USA which I think may have been beaten right about now, but since the site that held the record has disappeared, it's really nothing right about now. What I'm trying to say is that I've spent a copious amount of time playing these games so you can't say I don't know anything about them.
Probably the hardest track in the history of racing games.
Midway has always been a punching bag of mine, mostly because of its IMO mediocre Cruis'n series which has turned Sega racing games into an endangered species as far as I'm concerned. That latter reason is why I take this a little personally, otherwise it can exist all it wants and I don't care. But you kind of have to give Midway some credit for they've really pushed arcades ahead in America such as Paperboy, Smash TV, Root Beer Tapper, Defender, Joust, Gauntlet, etc. They were kind of a "we make whatever games we want and you can't tell us otherwise" developer. Plus they've released a ton of their arcade games in their Arcade Treasures series (although the emulation wasn't 100% perfect).
Cruis'n Series: There's Cruis'n USA, Cruis'n World, and Cruis'n Exotica, three arcade games that came home on ports for various consoles. John Marine wrote a pretty good article on this here. Well, what's my problem with these games? Well, let me go with what I really don't like about it...
* It's a twitch racer. Basically, the main difficulty with the game is not hitting the driving lines, instead its simply reacing to turns and oncoming traffic. Most tracks anyway, some like Chicago and Redwood Forest in Cruis'n USA are insanely difficult.
* No need to use the brake at all. Very little need for skill and not much room to improve yourself. Flips, barrel rolls, etc take some skill to do but that's about it.
* Collision detection. If you're driving along and you make a little love tap with another racer, just flip two coins, one for yourself, one for the other guy. If the coin lands on heads, spin out. If tails, lose about 2 mph and keep going. Basically, it's just like a random integer that causes you to spin out for no reason whatsoever. For some reason, the likelihood of a spinout is much less in Cruis'n USA which means it got worse then on IMO.
* Rubber band AI. OH MAN DO I HATE THIS. You can be in the lead, cruis'n, first place, not doing anything wrong, hitting whatever racing lines may exist, but the computer will still be riding your ass the whole way. Sometimes when I'm playing this (this is mostly in the arcade version for obvious reasons) I lose and it just makes me want to punch the screen. And another thing Midway has the kindness to do is offer a "free race" to those who come in first, but you might as well play a light stopper game if you want freebies.
* Time limit is too generous. Races are too short, some lasting at least 1:30 or longer, depending on how well you drive.
* This one's for the arcade versions of Cruis'n World and Exotica, I'm looking right at you. When you're on the Kenya track or whatever, little sprite animals like zebras and elephants can wander right out onto the track. What happens when you hit them? They explode into blood chunk giblets that fly all over the place. PETA should've sued Midway for this. Anyway, I might've found this entertaining...if I were a five year old who likes making farting noises with my armpits and making death threats against Barney the Dinosaur.
NEW FOOTAGE:
About as gruesome as a shotgun-wielding lunatic at a furry convention.
On the other hand, there's a few good things I can say about the Cruis'n games and that is it's got a decent "vibe." Like it's a game that doesn't take itself seriously. Good music, good menus, cool cars, a decent sense of speed. It's not the worse game I've ever played...but at someone whose standards are way up high, I don't know, I just can't take it at all.
Cruis'n USA came out in '94, nearly the same time as Daytona USA and Ridge Racer.
The original Cruis'n USA had a Ferrari Testarossa, '63 Corvette Stingray, a Jaguar XJ220, and some weird '30's Chevy...thing. The cars were cool and the music was good which IMO makes Cruis'n USA the best in the series. That was before the series took a dive into Darth Vader territory with a bunch of ridiculous cars like little Beetles, Hummers, that 3-wheel truck thing, as well as flips and stuff which really make zero sense in any racing game as far as I'm concerned. This game even has drifting which really doesn't make any sense other than to do heli spins moves.
Like I said about the Cruis'n games, they're games that you can't take seriously. I mean, when I'm playing Daytona USA or OutRun, I always gotta do my best, but here, it's just stupid fun. But that's the main problem--it's something that NO ONE takes seriously! It's a game that the average Joe arcade gamer throws money at and then quits because they don't feel like playing a game like Daytona USA and busting their ass to get better at it. And that's why I think the Cruis'n games are dominating the arcades. And that's why I have a vendetta against them.
Everything Else: I could've gone into a long list of games but since this article's too long anyway, let's just sum it up quickly.
Mortal Kombat, their most prized possession. Personally, despite the violence, I never saw it as that great of a fighting series because it mostly ran on the blood gimmick. The later 3d series has really improved it's visage when compared to serious contenders like Street Fighter, Tekken, etc. Not going to comment much since fighting games aren't my forte.
NFL Blitz and NBA Jam, not bad. They got numerous home ports (including a new NBA Jam game coming soon) and they are pretty goofy. Although I prefer NFL Street, Blitz is basically rugby with QBs and RBs throwing the ball 50 yards with a perfect spiral and late hits and all that crap. Still, it's good fun and it's pretty easy to pick up. NBA Jam, fun too. Decent sports games.
San Francisco Rush, probably their best game IMO. Decent racing game with low gravity, the tracks are cool, tons of secrets. And get this, YOU HAVE TO USE THE BRAKES. Rush 2049 is a good arcade game that actually warrants some replay value (finding coins, gaining miles), but it didn't last long. Too bad the N64 versions were graphically underwhelming even by N64 standards.
Rampage, basically you play as three Godzilla-sized monsters and go punch buildings and eat people. Game really makes zero sense whatsoever but I can see little kids getting a kick out of it. The game basically becomes a "don't lose your HP" game as tanks and helicopters shoot you up and I never really could do anything to stop it. So yeah, this one's stupid. BAD.
Area 51 and Lethal Enforcers, compared to Time Crisis and Virtua Cop, this one's just laughable. There's no way to avoid getting hit so it's really up to level memorization to beat the game. At least there's a few cool secret items and rooms and crap.
Hydro Thunder, everyone knows about this one. It's a boat racer which is pretty cool and it's basically in every arcade in the world. It's one of Midway's best products, but I'm not bombastic all over it. Check out the new H2O Overdrive for arcades or the Hydro Thunder game for XBLA if you're so inclined.
California Speed, the bastard child of Cruis'n World and San Franciso Rush. It's basically like Rush but you can't blow up and are glued to the road. It's got some crazy locales like Silicon Valley and Mojave Desert which leads to environments such as large supercomputers, UFOs, volcanoes, large shopping malls, roller coasters, etc. It's still a pretty crappy game though.
Revolution X, remember this gem? It's got Aerosmith in it, but still, not even they can save it. Why AEROSMITH WHY??
Remember, music is the weapon.
Primal Rage, a bunch of dinosaurs punching each other in a blood bath to the death. Evo and Major League Gaming is considering adding this one to their lineup.
I could really go on, but that's about it. After '09, Ed Boon (Mortal Kombat creator) continues to work at the old Midway Chicago studio under Warner Bros. Eugene Jarvis (Cruis'n creator) bailed out and created his own company called Raw Thrills where he can spam Cruis'n and Area 51 clones to screw us over in the 21st century! Fast and the Furious = game of the century. So I guess you can say Midway really isn't "dead."
Anyway, bankrupcy can be bad and there's probably some Midway fans hurting right about now. But what if something like this happened to Sega? Didn't they come close to biting the bullet after the Dreamcast? I don't know, it's just something scary to think about. If Sega is gone, not only would you lose Daytona USA, but any chance of sequels! Plus Sonic the Hedgehog, which would make tons of kids and the UK cry. I'm outta here, adios.
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